ANNOUNCER: AND NOW "TMZ" PRESENTS TAYLOR SWIFT IN LOVE. MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY, FILL. THIS UP WITH CASH BECAUSE THIS. IS A ROBBERY! SO THIS GUY BRUCE ROWLEY.
ROBBED A BANK IN ANSONIA, CONNECTICUT AND HE TOOK COPS ON. A POLICE CHASE, WHERE THEY. EVENTUALLY DETAINED HIM. HE SAID THE REASON HE ROBBED IT.
IS BECAUSE HE HAD A CRUSH ON. TAYLOR SWIFT. ANNOUNCER: YES, THE ROBBER SAID. HE ACTUALLY THREW SOME OF THE.
MONEY OVER TAYLOR'S FENCE TO. IMPRESS HER. BUT COME ON, WHAT KIND OF SAD, DESPERATE LADY WOULD THIS WORK. ON? THIS WOULD WORK ON ME.
WOULD IT NOT WORK ON YOU? I WOULD FALL FOR THAT. ANNOUNCER: WELL, TAYLOR DIDN'T. AND THE DUDE WAS BOOKED FOR. ROBBERY AND LARCENY.
SO HOW DID HE ROB THE BANK? WITH THE DEADLIEST WEAPON OF. ALL, POLITE REQUEST FOR CASH. HE DIDN'T SHOW ANY WEAPON. HE WENT IN AND TOLD THE TELLER, I NEED MONEY.
ANNOUNCER: YES, AND HERE'S A. SOPHISTICATED COMPUTER. RE-ENACTMENT OF THE ROBBERY IN. PROGRESS.
HARVEY: GIVE ME SOME MONEY! GIVE ME SOME MONEY! GIVE ME SOME MONEY! ANNOUNCER: AND LET'S FACE IT, THAT'S NO WAY TO IMPRESS A LADY. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS. ME, YOU GOT TO PULL OUT A GUN. THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE.
YOU DIDN'T PULL OUT A GUN. YOU DIDN'T THREATEN ANYBODY. DID YOU EVEN GET DOWN ON THE. FLOOR? ANNOUNCER: BANK ROBBERY, YOU.
SHOULDN'T DO IT BUT IF YOU MUST. DO IT, AT LEAST DO IT IN A WAY. TO GET CHICKS OFF OF THE AS FOR. TAYLOR, HE FAIL TO WIN HER LOVE.
-- THAT WILL GET CHICKS HOT. AS FOR THE ROBBER, BUT -- AFTER SHE WRITES A SONG ABOUT. HIM, WON'T WANT TO BE WITH HER. ANYMORE.
ANNOUNCER: ACCURATE. GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY..
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