Saturday, October 21, 2017

Best Coachella Fashion 2018! What To Wear To Coachella TRENDS (Sketch)What's Trending LOL!



Hey, guys. Welcome to Fash Trend - the fashion
trend show that tells you what to wear so you're not shook by the look. I'm Sky
Sun Blossom. Today, we're talking about Coachella fashion (if you didn't get that
from the title of this video) because guess what guys? Time flies by and it's
that time of year again because when you hit the Empire Polo Club this year we
want you to be looked at like the goddess that you are.

Instead of like
that grungy food truck worker or that gross nerd who's there to see music. Okay we
have a special surprise for you today. A. Super-duper exclusive.

Our model Martine
who is going to be adorned in Coachella fashion from the past 20 years. Okay
this is a favorite of mine. The first thing we're seeing here are flower crowns.
As you know all the hippie girls always wear flowers in their hair and you know
you want to seem familiar with the culture that existed before you were born.
We know you can't name any of the Beatles, but does the bassist for The War on Drugs need to know any of that? No. Next up, rompers.

If there's one thing
festival goers love, is to romp. Martine's romper was stolen out of her car
so our intern Evan brought his towel which will definitely help you in the Mojave
Tent. OMG. You know the bedazzling you used to do as a kid? Well how about bedazzling
your body? Now, these shimmery items will make even
the whitest girls at Chico State look ethnic.

Haim? More like I'm dying for those
cute laced up sandals. Ow. These are too... They're too small.

They don't... These
don't fit. Want to make a statement about something? Try covering your armpits. That
will definitely get the attention of one of the guys from Migos.

Left over paint? Well, we're using
every part of the vegan buffalo for this fashion event. Get some paint handprints
on the face for some extra dose of kindergarten. Wait, what? Oh my God. F*ck, man.

Watch out for my eye. That's what you'll be saying with the coup de grce of this hot desert runway. Glitter time! Wait, what? So, Martine. We all want to know now how
are you doing? How are you feeling? I'm so over Coachella.

I'm out. I'm gonna go watch from home. Awesome! Now, there's one thing you're gonna want to include on your person, and guess what it is? Condoms! Now, don't forget to make sure
they're easily accessible. Post Malone has a really short attention span.

I'm
never gonna be able to get this out of my underwear. I'm so done. Stop. I'm done.

And that does it for today's episode of
Fash Trend Coachella 2018. I'm Sky Sun Cooler.
We'll see you out there on the playa! That's Burning Man..

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